The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

just-sleep-and-eat-your-feelings:

like-totally-phan:

maltesersisnotonfire:

MY ANACONDA

IM IN TEARS OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD I CAN’T

OCTOBER IS A MONTH AWAY
kingcheddarxvii:

WHAT did they find in that pool

kingcheddarxvii:

WHAT did they find in that pool

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

vel-sparko:

"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

unclefather:

how come chickens don’t have fingers and yet we are eating chicken fingers? what are we really eating? next on unsolved mysteries

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

bootyindernacht:

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

therealhamster:

why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella