aristocrap:

posting a selfie like

image

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

hellatubbie:

dogs are like better versions of teenage boys bc they love to snuggle and give you kisses but won’t break your heart

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

waluiqi:

honestly im cute and relevant and hilarious why is nobody in love with me yet 

hiddlestalker:

*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*

mermeme:

if plants can stay in one place their entire life why cant i

saverockandrollera:

everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

perfectiero:

you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has a special place in your heart that no other album can fill

Me: It's soooo hot out.
Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
Me: What the fuck did you just say

thisblogmayormaynotberunbysatan:

fruk-this:

rtrixie:

In the post you’re about to make, replace cis/white/hetero/male people with the Jews and if the result sounds like something that could be straight out of Mein Kampf, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.

bless this freaking post

straight out of mein kampf

officialunitedstates:

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

metrobussy:

i may be ugly, annoying, unintelligent, unkind, and have no personality, but i have some great clothes

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU