i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like
are you people okay??????
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
sixteen year olds should not be having mental break downs during the second week of school
do you mean the second day
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
guys i feel as ignored as
- a white crayon
- the first piece of bread
- internet explorer
- the terms of agreement
- 18+ warning
- Kevin Jonas
- the fourth girl in spring breakers
things i am good at:
- fucking up my life
- gaining weight
From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.
if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing
"nearly all of my life"
Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this