dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

unclefather:

how come chickens don’t have fingers and yet we are eating chicken fingers? what are we really eating? next on unsolved mysteries

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

bootyindernacht:

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

therealhamster:

why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

starwobbles:

friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’

theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.

joltecn:

*insert twenty one pilots joke*

joltecn:

*insert twenty one pilots joke*