catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

roselastrider:

so a blonde girl walks into a stereotypical misogynistic joke

keep-the-pieces said: Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

bewbin:

heartbreaks:

can u get financial aid for concerts

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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portablemiah:

Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • N00b
  • King Henry VIII
  • Sad cow
  • Potato skins
  • 5 Gum
  • United States army
  • That one gay Teletubby

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

ancestor:

I can’t do this

ancestor:

I can’t do this

alexturnerswife:

when you’re in a bad mood and you’re fave song comes on

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair