supnoah:

do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute

2-spook:

Just in case

heteroh:

when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person

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painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

witxit:

me every birthday

witxit:

me every birthday

GIVEAWAY TIME!!

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virginsacrificer:

i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then

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meangirlgames74:

LEAKED FALL OUT BOY SONG FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM COMING OUT LATER THIS YEAR

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people