do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute
Just in case
when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
driving past your old elementary school like
me every birthday
reblog + follow me to enter
- my virginity
i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then
LEAKED FALL OUT BOY SONG FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM COMING OUT LATER THIS YEAR
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people