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fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

mega-crunch:

What if instead of “would you kindly” Atlas’s verbal command was “or nah”?

"You gonna find a crowbar or nah?"

"You gonna go to Fort Frolic or nah?"

"You gonna go into Ryan’s office and kill the son of a bitch or nah?"

"You gonna get stepped on by a Big Daddy or nah?"

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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day


Piledriver Waltz - Arctic Monkeys

vanwyngardened:

piledriver waltz by arctic monkeys ripped from vinyl

"Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
John Mayer (via perfect)
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candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

nogdrinker:

*fucks up*

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot